May 2012
So many DILFs at the greenhouse today.
HAPPY MEMORIAL DAY!
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Today was a trying day, so John and I took a walk...
Anonymous asked: have you heard john mayer's new album?!
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“DAD. You’re being such a Dance Mom!”
– Me, every 3 seconds at my little brother’s prom pictures.
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My dad has been practicing, “Pomp and Circumstance” on his violin for over 20 minutes.
I have been home for 4 days, and I am pretty positive I just reached my breaking point.
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Went for a run.
Came home and made pizza.
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You know it’s going to be a successful day when you’ve been in the office for less than an hour and all you’ve talked about with the other interns is pooping and farting.
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'Ello, loves!
I’ve kind of sucked at blogging these past few days. So much has happened, and I’ve been so busy!
Here’s what you’ve missed:
Jessica and I went to NY to visit my Bestie! I’ll let Jewlie tell you guys about it, because she did a spot-on recap. My recap?: Best trip to NY, ever.
Moved back home. Secretly, I hate being home. I am banished to the couch for another 3.5...
My heart swells every time my little brother talks about how he can’t stand men who are disrespectful to women, and how he’s near the point of cutting out his friend who is completely disgusting and derogatory to women. Maybe this doesn’t constitute as a blog-worthy post, but I am such a proud big sister right now!
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Fifty Shades of What the Fuck, Kaity?
I gave into the hype…
I bought Fifty Shades of Grey, and I have been shamefully reading it nonstop for the past hour and a half.
Aside from the mediocre writing and male dominance/sadistic undertones, and the stereotypical clumsy damsel in distress main character…it’s bearable.
Dear god, can someone just come over and lecture me about good/bad life choices while curb...
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Lazy Sunday
Coffee with Jessica to cure our hangovers.
Leftover pizza for breakfast.
Terribly awesome Lifetime movie, starring Haylie Duff.
Leftover pizza for lunch.
Another terrible (but not awesome) Lifetime movie.
Saw “The Lucky One” with the roommate.
Rented “Like Crazy” with the roommate. (Cried more than I would’ve liked to.)
More leftover pizza.
More terrible...
“I am absolutely comfortable with the fact that men marrying men, women marrying...”
– Joe Biden becomes the highest-ranking official to endorse same-sex marriage. (via think-progress)
David Axelrod on Twitter: What VP said-that all married couples should have exactly the same legal rights-is precisely POTUS’s position.
(via joshsternberg)
Let me love you, Joe Biden! (via...
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8:02am
I am laying in bed, wide awake, with Britney Spears’ “Sometimes” stuck in my head, and the biggest craving for a large Diet Coke from McDonald’s.
Anonymous asked: Why aren't you walking at graduation?
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Graduation
I thought I was over not being able to walk at graduation today, but I quickly realized I wasn’t when I started crying as I drove through campus and saw everyone walking around in their caps and gowns.
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fleetfoxessing:
“Can’t Help Falling In Love” by...
April 2012
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"It's a good thing he's paying for your dinner!"
There are few things more awkward (yet hilarious) than going out to dinner with someone and having the waitress assume he is your boyfriend, and when he tells the waitress to split the check, she charges the entire bill to his card and laughs because she thought he was joking.
Yes, this did happen to me last night.
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Tonight With the Roommate:
Chocolate milkshakes
Manicures
Pretending to study
Mindy Kaling’s, Is Everyone Hanging Out Without Me? (And Other Concerns)
Finding Neverland
Feeling very thankful that I have friends who are always there to distract me from the things I don’t want to think about when I need it most.
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I am currently sitting through the worst high school musical production in the history of the world. I am 97% sure that auditions weren’t even held, because I could play the male leading role better than the dude playing the male leading role. I audibly laughed during one of his solos, and I am sweating from trying not to die of embarrassment for all parties involved.
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Today.
Remember that one time when I ran out of gas in front of the library while on my way to work and everyone was staring at me as I sat in my car waiting for Dan to come rescue me with his gas can, and then my car still wouldn’t move so he had to push my car down the street while I was steering, and then it finally started working?
He’s never going to let me live this one down.
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